Queens are bossy

This afternoon, Meredith gave me a primer on the world of kings and queens. Among other things, I learned:

• Queens are very bossy because they are in charge of the castle.
• Kings are in charge a little, but not as much as the queen
• Princesses are not in charge at all.
• A prince is a little charge.
• Princesses are not at all bossy.
  
• A prince is not bossy either.
• Queens like to be bossy. She doesn't know what else queens like to do.
• A king's job is to take care of the princess, but the queen's job is to keep the princess safe.
• The princess is kept safe by stopping her from doing things she is not supposed to.
• A prince is not kept safe.
• Kings are the dads.
• The queens are married to the king.
• If there were queens, there would be 100 queens in the world.
• Princesses like to dance and soft and gentle music. Ballet music.
  
• Princesses don't like rock and roll music, but Meredith says she does.
• She bets that princes like rock and roll.
• Queens listen to rock and roll and kings listen to gentle music because rock and roll music is "in charge" music.
• Kings and queens drive cars because they are the mom and dad. They don't ride horses.
• Kings and queens live in kind of pointy castles.
• There are 100 princesses in the world and 100 princes and 100 kings.
• Princesses go to school. She doesn't know what they study.
• Princesses put on a dress, put on a crown, and put on little fancy shoes--not normal shoes.
• Princes has a little kind of fancy style of thing on him and then a little crown.
• She doesn't think there are any pets in the castle.
• Princesses eat whatever there is for dinner, breakfast, or lunch.
• Fairies know princesses, but not every princess has a fairy, but a lot do.
• Fairies have wings on their back and magic wands and they put up magic spells.
• Fairies are helpful.
• Fairies don't live in the castle.
• Fairies are girls.
• Fairies don't have crowns. They have a little any-colored clothes.